You might be married to a redneck if...

You might be married to a redneck if...

if when he said his child see-saw looked like this.

Redneck time out!

Redneck time out! Who said duck tape
don't solve every problem.

You might be married to a redneck if ...

You might be married to a redneck if...

...your hubby and the dog uses the same tree.

... if the highlight of the weekend is watching the bugzapper.

...He comes back from the dump with more than he took.

... he used a toilet brush to scratch his back.

... if he thought he would save on a flat screen TV.

You Might Be Married to a Redneck if...

You Might Be Married to a Redneck if...

you go out to dinner and everyone tells you, "Great couple costumes". And you say, "what costumes"?

You might be married to a redneck if...

You might be married to a redneck if...

Your husband puts up the reindeer decorations like this for all year around not just for halloween or a sick joke durning the Holidays. And says to guests, "Wanna see our outdoor lights?"

You might be married to a redneck if...

You might be married to a redneck if...
Your husband said his funnest childhood memories was when he was paid a dollar to eat worms and put a frog in his mouth. You roll your eyes and he replies proudly, "I got paid a dollar for the worms and a dollar for the frog."

Now this would be my dream date car!

I would love to go out on a date with my hubby in this car. HEE-HEE!!!